Weight: 84.4kg
Still moving in the right direction... Still a ways to go, so must keep working!
Bit of a story for you; just so you all know how incredibly cool and coordinated I am. So I'm at the gym last night, being a general skuxx, when it occurs to me; things are getting little easy on the cardio side of life. I figure the best way to fix this is to up the incline on the treadmill, thus not only making me a sweaty, sweaty boy, but also improving my skills as a billygoat.
ANYWAY, after my first treadmill session, some weights, and a bit of a bike, I'm ready for the decond round with Captain Treadmill. On I get, all sweaty and meat axe looking and away I go. Full steam ahead, and rather tired, I'm focussing pretty hard on what I'm doing/the sweet LCD screen on the treadmill. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm focusing a little too hard and fail to notice my shoe lace has come undone.
Long story semi short; I stand on my lace, knees lock up, slam down on my elbows/knees and drag my iphone to the floor in the process. Not only do I bail, but ofcourse the machine is still going full tit, so before I know it, I've been fed straight off the back, only to sit there like a dumbass looking up at the girl on the machine next to me. She was kind enough to shoot me a look of pity and condescention before returning to her work out though, so I think we may be best friends.
Hope my pain entertained you all; I must now gym again. Hopefully more successfully than last night...
Friday, 3 August 2012
Thursday, 2 August 2012
Day Twenty Five- Breakthrough! Huzzah!
Weight: 84.7kg
Finally! F*ck sakes that took longer than I would have liked! Now to continue the march again tomorrow... I suppose gym will be an order, in addition to what can only be described as the most active day of work today ever in my life ever. Hopefully, this combination will result in rippling abs. Probably not though.
So I promised myself I would buy myself a gift if I could manage this month. I was going to wait until after the month was up, but EXACTLY what I wanted as reduced to sh*t today so I purchased it like a boss. I will refrain from using it until I am done... Maybe. Once the month is up I'll throw up a picture so you can all marvel at my pimp reward.
Gym time, 5 days left, HOO-RAH!
Finally! F*ck sakes that took longer than I would have liked! Now to continue the march again tomorrow... I suppose gym will be an order, in addition to what can only be described as the most active day of work today ever in my life ever. Hopefully, this combination will result in rippling abs. Probably not though.
So I promised myself I would buy myself a gift if I could manage this month. I was going to wait until after the month was up, but EXACTLY what I wanted as reduced to sh*t today so I purchased it like a boss. I will refrain from using it until I am done... Maybe. Once the month is up I'll throw up a picture so you can all marvel at my pimp reward.
Gym time, 5 days left, HOO-RAH!
Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Day Twenty Four- It's Rest Day, Rest Day, Got to Get Down on Rest Day
Weight: 85.1kg
Well atleast it's movement in the right direction I guess... it would still have been nice to have smashed into the 84's today, but hopefully that will now be reserved for tomorrow, despite a gymless night. Fingers/penises crossed!
I appologise once again for this being a tad later than usual; I see a fair few of you were able to view it last night despite only having bloody knubs to type with as a result of your burrowing for sweet blogginess. I swear I'm trying to get them out on time, but these god damn olympics are just so damned distracting!
Under a week to go now, time for a real push towards the finish! Aparently that's what kiwi rowers do; they sort of take their time for the first while and then play a real good game of catch up right at the end just to really demoralise their oposition... Too bad I started strong and seem to be slowing... Maybe it's time to unscrew the lightbulbs and hit the old P-Train? I hear that gets you thin REAL quick, and gives you that gaunt face I've always wanted...
Well atleast it's movement in the right direction I guess... it would still have been nice to have smashed into the 84's today, but hopefully that will now be reserved for tomorrow, despite a gymless night. Fingers/penises crossed!
I appologise once again for this being a tad later than usual; I see a fair few of you were able to view it last night despite only having bloody knubs to type with as a result of your burrowing for sweet blogginess. I swear I'm trying to get them out on time, but these god damn olympics are just so damned distracting!
Under a week to go now, time for a real push towards the finish! Aparently that's what kiwi rowers do; they sort of take their time for the first while and then play a real good game of catch up right at the end just to really demoralise their oposition... Too bad I started strong and seem to be slowing... Maybe it's time to unscrew the lightbulbs and hit the old P-Train? I hear that gets you thin REAL quick, and gives you that gaunt face I've always wanted...
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Day Twenty Three- Being Lazy Doesn't Make You Lighter- FACT.
Weight: 85.4kg
I f*cking knew sppending the majority of my day sitting on my bum region without peddling anything would come back to bite me. It would have been super pimp to have broken into the 84's today. I suppose that honour will have to wait for now. Sad face.
First of all; sorry this is a little late out. I'm sure there are many of you who have bloodied your fingertips scratching your computer screens, desperately scratching and hoping to dig your way to literary bliss. For that I apologise, but am in no way directly responsible. Please do not sue me.
In more blog-related news, I have upped my game a little at the gym in the last couple of days. The speeds/weights/settings I had been using were starting to get a little easy for my hulk-esque physique, so I bumped sh*t up a notch. I am hoping that this doesn't slow my weight loss, because I have heard that you can end up in some awkward situation where you start building muscle and your weight loss levels out. If that is to happen, atleast people might start mistaking me for Ronnie from Jersey Shore.
I hope the delay didn't cause any fatalities. Tomorrow is rest day, so it'll be on time I swear.
ONE WEEK LEFT B*TCHES!
I f*cking knew sppending the majority of my day sitting on my bum region without peddling anything would come back to bite me. It would have been super pimp to have broken into the 84's today. I suppose that honour will have to wait for now. Sad face.
First of all; sorry this is a little late out. I'm sure there are many of you who have bloodied your fingertips scratching your computer screens, desperately scratching and hoping to dig your way to literary bliss. For that I apologise, but am in no way directly responsible. Please do not sue me.
In more blog-related news, I have upped my game a little at the gym in the last couple of days. The speeds/weights/settings I had been using were starting to get a little easy for my hulk-esque physique, so I bumped sh*t up a notch. I am hoping that this doesn't slow my weight loss, because I have heard that you can end up in some awkward situation where you start building muscle and your weight loss levels out. If that is to happen, atleast people might start mistaking me for Ronnie from Jersey Shore.
I hope the delay didn't cause any fatalities. Tomorrow is rest day, so it'll be on time I swear.
ONE WEEK LEFT B*TCHES!
Monday, 30 July 2012
Day Twenty Two- Running Out of Time
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Weight: 85.0kg
Loss For The Week: 1.6kg
Overall Loss: 8.1kg
Yayuh! Now if I can just keep it up over the final stretch, shit should start to look pretty impressive by the end of the month.
A pretty sedentry day today is probably going to result in a gain, which is sad news. I did go balls out at the gym, so hopefully that will have counteracted my laziness atleast a smidge. Smidge? Ugh, that word sucks.
Only eight days left now, and I'm starting to worry about how much I am going to be able to achieve in that short space of time. I would still like to be even more man dime related, but I don't think I'll quite be where I would like to be by then. Not that I had ever expected to turn things around THAT dramatically in a month, but the more mediocre success I have, the more I want. I may have a gambling addiction?
Gyming early in the evening is way more boss than going at like 10.30 every god damn night. I think it's about time I started taking my gear to work and going on my way home, that way I wont have to go to bed absolutely smashed every night, and I will have way more time for activities due to the reduced travel time. SUCCESS!
Sunday, 29 July 2012
Day Twenty One- ...And He Recovers!
Weight: 85.4kg
I'm pretty glad to have dropped again... mainly because I titled that last post hoping to follow it with the title of this post. I suppose it would have been a bit awkward if I had gone up... I suppose I would have had to title it "... And Falls Flat on His Face". Esh, glad that was avoided.
Another weekend gone, once again handled like a boss. This is getting easier and easier to maintain which is sensational. Just to totally contradict myself there, I am starting to really crave some delicious pizza. Given how well the month seems to be going I'm probably going to hold off the takeaways for a wee bit longer, maybe try achieve something a little more impressive, so the fact that I've decided to postpone my return to the world of delicious food and pantsless nights has me all upset on the inside.
Bonus information: I had a look through My Fitness Pal (The app I use to track my progress and calorie intake), and noticed that when I started using it waaaaay back in November 2011, I clocked in at a not so impressive 102kg. Pretty sure I was never that huge, but the numbers suggest otherwise. hideously unkeen to descend back into that state, so lets hope this hard work sticks!
I'm pretty glad to have dropped again... mainly because I titled that last post hoping to follow it with the title of this post. I suppose it would have been a bit awkward if I had gone up... I suppose I would have had to title it "... And Falls Flat on His Face". Esh, glad that was avoided.
Another weekend gone, once again handled like a boss. This is getting easier and easier to maintain which is sensational. Just to totally contradict myself there, I am starting to really crave some delicious pizza. Given how well the month seems to be going I'm probably going to hold off the takeaways for a wee bit longer, maybe try achieve something a little more impressive, so the fact that I've decided to postpone my return to the world of delicious food and pantsless nights has me all upset on the inside.
Bonus information: I had a look through My Fitness Pal (The app I use to track my progress and calorie intake), and noticed that when I started using it waaaaay back in November 2011, I clocked in at a not so impressive 102kg. Pretty sure I was never that huge, but the numbers suggest otherwise. hideously unkeen to descend back into that state, so lets hope this hard work sticks!
Saturday, 28 July 2012
Day Twenty- He Stumbles...
Weight: 86.4kg
A minor slip up, yes, but luckily instead of being a whiney b*tch about it, my mentality at the moment is all "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" as far as weight loss is concerned, so instead I view this result as a declaration of war on behalf of nature. And the Germans... but we'll start with nature, the Germans have it rough enough.
A town trip tonight sounded absolutely sensational to be honest, and it took all the self control I could muster (along with the hideously cold weather) to keep me in doors. A hard day at the office will do that to you, but hopefully it was also an active day and thus tomorrows result will have a brother back on track and attempting to rap the lyrics to "Who Gon' Stop Me?"
Late gym after the warriors tonight seeing as Batman had my attention last night, so I'll be going guns a-blazing to get this love boat back on course. HOO-RAH!
A minor slip up, yes, but luckily instead of being a whiney b*tch about it, my mentality at the moment is all "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" as far as weight loss is concerned, so instead I view this result as a declaration of war on behalf of nature. And the Germans... but we'll start with nature, the Germans have it rough enough.
A town trip tonight sounded absolutely sensational to be honest, and it took all the self control I could muster (along with the hideously cold weather) to keep me in doors. A hard day at the office will do that to you, but hopefully it was also an active day and thus tomorrows result will have a brother back on track and attempting to rap the lyrics to "Who Gon' Stop Me?"
Late gym after the warriors tonight seeing as Batman had my attention last night, so I'll be going guns a-blazing to get this love boat back on course. HOO-RAH!
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